Charming, chaotic, and occasionally seen stuck in a wardrobe while conducting a virtual viewing, Boris is the agent you didn’t know you needed – but won’t forget.
With a background in column writing, city hall diplomacy, and light-touch landscaping at Chequers, Boris brings a boisterous enthusiasm to the housing market, often describing properties as “simply splendid!” or “a veritable Roman villa in Croydon.”
He specialises in big ideas, bigger promises, and homes with “potential” (read: needs a new roof). While the paperwork may occasionally be... mislaid, Boris more than makes up for it with flowery language, impromptu Latin, and a willingness to ride a bike to your second viewing.
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