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Nigel is looking for

Budget

£450,000 - £550,000

Bedrooms

2 to Any

Bathrooms

1 to Any

Target location

SW1W

Property type

Detached, Semi-Detached, Terraced, Apartment, Maisonette

Must-have features

  • Move-in ready
  • Proximity to public transport links
  • Balcony

Buyer situation

Reason for moving

Moving for work

Funds and supporting evidence

Gifted deposit confirmation, Pension or investment statements

Mortgage readiness

Cash buyer

Chain free

Yes

First time buyer

No

Timeline

N/A

More about the search

The house need not be white. But it has to be number 10. With room for a flagpole, a wine cellar (ideally already stocked), and thick enough walls to keep out both draughts and Eurocrats. I am in a strong proceedable position: chain-free and all cash. And I am willing to proceed without survey, assuming the current tenant is ready to vacate.

If money were no object

First, the house would not be in the EU. Obviously. It’d be perched on a rolling English hillside, with sweeping views over the countryside – the kind of view that makes you want to sing Jerusalem before breakfast. Somewhere between Kent and the Cotswolds, naturally. Close enough to pop into the local for a Sunday roast, but far enough away that you don’t have to make small talk with the man who insists oat milk is the future.

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